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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Allergic2BS (135815676) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:10 pm

Alright.. so were all the time posting funny gifs/memes etc., so I thought we could share funny moments. Feel free to or not and I'll just be the weird oddball that does :D :haha: :haha:

Number 1.. Every time I go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar place.. I never get the good toilet's. And by that I mean the ones that are lowered to the ground. I always get those high rise ones where I need a steep stool to get up on it. So since I don't have one.. I have to hip hop on it and my feet just dangle there like a child. Short girl problems :phew:

Number 2.. I walked into a fancy bathroom once and that toilet was just glistening pearl white like Simon Cowell's teeth. I've never pee'd or pooped in anything so fancy before. So.. I walk over, sat down starting to pee and felt a gush of water spray my butt. Boy did that stop me in mid pee :haha: I was like WTF is this [email protected]#. So I went to pee again and here comes that gush of water yet again. I was like how in the crap am I gonna get all this drippy water off me. Well of course I could use toilet paper but that takes too much work and the toilet paper just crumbles up. So I spotted an air dryer on the other side and luckily it was lowered to the ground. I waddled like a duck with its pants down, arched my back and angled my coochie coo under it then proceeded with the backside. After I was all dried.. I walked back over to that fancy toilet. I was debating what that spray of water was for. I didn't know if it was some kinda butt washing spray or a 2 in 1 toilet that had a sink built into it. I googled it later.. and thank goodness I didn't wash my hands in it.

Number 3.. I was 13 years and at a festival with my Granny and 2 of her friends when I had to go to the bathroom. It was either popping a squat in the woods or using the porta potty. So I went inside the porta potty and sat down fixing to pee and in a few minutes the porta potty was moving. I'm sitting here trying to pee and taking a ride.. not scared at all but giggling the whole time. :haha: While I'm being moved I can hear John Denver's- Thank God I'm A Country Boy playing in the background since there was music playing at the festival. While the porta potty is moving.. An old woman was trying to chase the man down at the time to let him know there was a young girl in the there. She finally caught up to him and told him.. and then the porta potty came to a halt. I thought dang it.. the party stopped now. I hurried to pull my shorts up and heard the man outside say.. Hello.. Miss, are you ok? I opened the door and there was people standing outside and that old woman came over to me and said.. Omg sweetie are you ok? I looked at her with a big smile and giggling and said.. Of course I'm ok.. I'd like to do that again. She looked up to the sky.. and said Lord, help this child. Help her please :haha: :haha: The porta potty's were heavier back then and they used a forklift to lift them in case some ya'll didn't know :)


I love being me.. never a dull moment in my brain or life :love: :haha: :haha:
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Lainie (124009750) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:14 pm

oh geez.. you've just reminded me of squatting over an open pit toilet on a rugby tour... :devil:
I was needing help to stand up.. :haha: :drink: :drink: :drink:
the men in kilts had even more of a problem...
I love my wee bucket.... :)
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Rod (126579776) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:53 pm

Preacher is preachin away in our small church with room for maybe 150 if we all sit close. As he is delivering his message, we hear the sound of water hitting concrete coming from directly behind him inside the building. Behind him is a curtain......and a baptismal. Suddenly a mother's voice - DAVID CHRISTOPHER NOOO!! Yep. Little Davey had whipped it out and was wizzing happily into the baptismal.

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The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Lainie (124009750) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:04 pm

Mischievous (126579776) wrote:Preacher is preachin away in our small church with room for maybe 150 if we all sit close. As he is delivering his message, we hear the sound of water hitting concrete coming from directly behind him inside the building. Behind him is a curtain......and a baptismal. Suddenly a mother's voice - DAVID CHRISTOPHER NOOO!! Yep. Little Davey had whipped it out and was wizzing happily into the baptismal.

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true story...
I was teaching away in a small rural school with room for maybe 20 or so 5 year old kiddies. As I was delivering my lesson I heard the sound of water hitting something in the corridor - and the cries of anguish from outside the building...
Suddenly the headteacher's voice cried out "No boys!! No!" Yep the boys had whipped it out and were wizzing happily out the window into the playground.......
I didn't know the HT could run so fast - or that wee boys could wee so high :haha: :idea: :heart:
I love my wee bucket.... :)
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby JustDucky (132308143) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:16 pm

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Re: Share Something Funny

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Re: Share Something Funny

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Re: Share Something Funny

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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby JustJo (106622274) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:27 pm

how much someone loves their dog

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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby JustJo (106622274) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:28 pm

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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Rod (126579776) » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:53 am

JustJo (106622274) wrote:Image

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'Cause every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Rod (126579776) » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:53 am

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'Cause every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) » Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:53 am

I have a friend who is always posting these on fb. They are so funny. :haha: Best answers ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU69xwYxnao
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby Rod (126579776) » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:29 pm

Sam posted this on his FB OMG LOLOLOL

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'Cause every night I lie in bed
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A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:00 pm

:haha: ^
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Re: Share Something Funny

Postby sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:00 pm

double posted. :bye:
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